👾 about me? ew cringe

hi im thiago but u can call me professional button clicker or backend cryptid. i touch grass (sometimes) but mostly touch code.

🖥️ things i do:

  • write spaghetti code and pretend it’s art 🍝
  • ~~sell my soul~~ debug at 3AM
  • break things and call it "feature testing"

😺 fun facts:

  • i talk to my pc like it’s my emotional support pet
  • my sleep schedule is a quantum superposition
  • once fought a bug for 6 hours, lost, came back with snacks and won

💀 life goals:

  • get rich without working (still looking for the cheat code)
  • make an app that works on the first try (fiction)
  • find out who tf is using my crunchyroll account

anyway if u see me online, congrats, u have unlocked a rare NPC encounter. say hi or throw a rock idk 🤙